This is the case of the Sheep Slipper Thief.
The Suspect: Little Miss Jada Kiss
The Victim: Right Foot Sheep Slipper (last known picture)
ABP: Suspect, Little Miss Jada Kiss, was caught in the act kidnapping and assaulting Victim, Right Foot Sheep Slipper. The following pictures were taken at the scene of the crime:
Negotiations with the Suspect were attempted and with frivolous demands including "an entire box of doggie cookies" were immediately defunct. Upon Suspects refusal to comply, she has since fled the scene with Victim. It is possible there may be a co-conspirator known only as Daddy involved. Daddy may be harboring the Suspect. Suspect is considered to be armed with cuteness. Do Not fall for those cute little puppy eyes!Any pups who with any information on the whereabouts of said Suspect, Victim and/or person of interest known as Daddy, please immediately report to Mommy a/k/a the "No Fun Police". Thank you!
1 comment:
Wow, that slipper is almost as big as you are, Jada! It looks to us like that slipper is being mean to you! Good job showing it just who's boss!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
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